cavityqueen:

my friend works in the grooming department at PetSmart and they just bought a bunch of puppy safe hair chaLK I AM DEAD

forgottencolourofsnow:

This better be a love confession to Rei or I swear to god

bepeu:

i hope everybody is staying cute and hydrated

infinitymagistre:

bisexualzuko:

nonomella:

froggybangbang:

nonomella:

My boyfriend doesn’t have furniture in his house just a giant bean bag and a futon A+ life choices

are you really really tiny or is that the most perfect bean bag ever?

I am 5’9”

it is a gigantic 8ft bean bag

perfect bean bag

That is not a bean bag chair.

That is a bean bag bed.

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

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endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

Levy McGarden

0fficermako:

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MAKOLICIOUS DEF

MAKOLICIOUS DEF

MAKOLICIOUS DEFINITION MAKE THEM GIRLS GO CRAZY

THEY ALWAYS CLAIM THEY KNOW ME COMIN TO ME CALL ME —

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what the fuck are you doing here bolin i thought you went out